If you’ve been frequenting the local brothels, you may very well have secured access to Lil Uzi Vert’s Instagram account.
Lil Uzi Vert‘s Instagram has been a strange place of late. Stranger than usual. A series of seemingly random posts have led many users to question what might be going on with the Luv Is Rage scribe, and answers have been scarce. Now, however, it would appear a reasonable explanation for the odd activity has surfaced.
Perhaps an explanation is in order. A recent picture claims that Lil Uzi Vert actually left his Instagram login info on the wall of a Brothel Bathroom. As explained in the caption, “Dude like 20 people has to have Uzi Instagram.He wrote his login name password and iCloud in a tiny bathroom at a massage room/Brothel. I wanna @ myself so bad dude but I don’t want anybody to know I attend that type of activity.” The incognito user may be ashamed of his brothel-hopping ways, but we can at least appreciate him coming forward to clarify the situation.
The latest video, which comes courtesy of a man who is distinctly not Lil Uzi Vert, is truly bizarre. The unknown man seems to be reporting from the solitude of a closet, where he proceeds to recount a strange occurrence going down in the hallway. From the sound of it, somebody is running around naked, wielding a sword and causing a general ruckus. It’s unclear exactly what’s going on, and some have even been wondering if a drunk and stoned Lil Uzi was indeed the would-be swordsman. Others have questioned why Mike Jones’ phone number is the caption. Strange times. We’ve always known Lil Uzi to march to the beat of his own drum; this, however, is uncharted territory.